broke idiot jesus

I’m home from work. Yes, yes I got your messages, I’m catching up on those posts now.

I’m really flattered, and kind of impressed (?) that all of that was able to happen without me. But- I know you were excited to troll me but- listen, we need to talk.

I think you might have given me the wrong impression. That post I responded to, I assumed you were taking responsibility for that, what with it being on your blog and all. But I mean, it was just a submission, I assumed you knew the difference between ‘post’ and 'delete’.

I think you know where this is going. I wanna say 'It’s not you, it’s me’ but honestly? I was expecting somebody a little less… anonymous. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!! Lots of artists like anonymous trolls, they’re easy little cowards.

But I’m looking for something more personal in a troll, something you just can’t give me. All you’re doing is reacting to me, I need somebody to engage me, you know? A real opponent, somebody to rile up my audience, somebody who can net me a little more page views. I just can’t get that from an anonymous blog.

I know my attention seeking is blatant, and this joke is running on a little long, but -oh hell, if that isn’t what you found attractive to begin with. I was honest, I was bold, and I was funny! And I need to find somebody who can return that.

Maybe try someone a little more… your speed? Kate Leth seems nice! CAD is always easy!

I’m not asking you to let me go completely, or stop outright. I know you have feelings for me. It would be cold to ask you to just erase what we had, it was a lot of fun.

I got some laughs from you, and everything after that was gravy. But it’s not going to work.

I’m breaking up with you.